Unnecessary Story of the Day, submitted by reader Matthew Blaschko and distilled to its original headline form:

“Satan no match for God, says pope”

Sadly, the story is completely one-sided, as neither Satan nor his church were reached for comment.

Brian Montopoli

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Brian Montopoli is a writer at CJR Daily.