The problem with these examples—from Goldberg’s seeming desire to pick-em-off-one-by-one (uh, shooting pirates to solve piracy?) to Kristol’s too-easy Pakistan comparison—is that they push wholesale the good-bad rhetoric that is so limiting to the public discourse. This sort of bellicose, overly blunt rhetoric also suggests that there is an easy solution when it is rather clear that there isn’t one. Senator Russ Feingold may with the best of intentions call for a comprehensive strategy to shore up Somalia’s new transitional government, and others may call for a more coordinated response on the seas, but it’s clear that only some combination of efforts will prevail.

Obama’s understated but decisive response, played in the press as both a political and military victory, offers guidelines for the organization of future responses, and it doesn’t look like it’ll be the antagonistic “pirate hunters” storyline to which Goldberg and Kristol seem so attached. Luckily for them, they can soon just watch the reality show.

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Jane Kim is a writer in New York.