Europeans consider drug use in cycling the way Americans do drug use in football—as an essential, if unseemly, part of what makes the game possible. Just as no one cares what boost some middle linebacker needs to get through 16 Sundays of demolition derby, cycling devotees across the pond acknowledge that riding thousands of kilometers, over mountain ranges, at top speed over three weeks simply isn’t humanly possible without some artificial help. Yet Armstrong’s dominance, combined with his “Go ahead, test me all you want!” cockiness, drove the French crazy. The fact that at least an element of Armstrong’s popularity in the US was tinged with the glee of sticking it to those hated cheese-eating surrender monkeys didn’t help their mindset.

So while the hordes at Le E’quipe and Le Monde, and Pierre Ballester and David Walsh, the authors of L.A. Confidentiel: Les Secrets de Lance Armstrong, an accusatory book published in 2004 about Armstrong’s alleged drug use, were spot on, they nevertheless look a little silly for devoting so much energy to shaming Armstrong while shrugging off the drug use of the rest of the field.

The takeaway from the entire sordid episode? There are few winners to be found.

Fast breaks

As college football season continues apace, take a moment to pick up that rarity: a solid novel about the sport. Inman Majors has written a comic takedown of the sports circus atmosphere in Love’s Winning Plays, which tracks the over-the-top boosterism that surrounds campus pigskin. Majors knows whereof he writes—his uncle is former Pitt and Tennessee coach Johnny Majors, one of the more successful college coaches of recent vintage. Readers will notice similarities to other characters that populate the collegiate landscape, in particular those who hang out in the Southeastern Conference, the Alpha and Omega of big-time college football, for better and for worse. Majors’ book gives fans a reason to smile, even after their school has just been accused of NCAA violations.

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