Caution: Adult content ahead!
Only a dork or scumbag wouldnât acknowledge screwing up, though admitting error really sucks.
And only a crap publication wouldnât print that sentence, though many may not know what those words really mean.
Some publications would never allow the use of vulgar slang for a penis, for example, yet that is one definition of âdorkâ in Websterâs New World College Dictionary, Fourth Edition. The other definition, labeled only as slang, is âa person regarded as stupid, foolish, awkward, clumsy, etc.â Calling someone a âdorkâ might be OK or not, depending on how itâs intended.
Both definitions first appeared in WNWâs Third Edition, published in 1988, so theyâre relatively new to American English. The Oxford English Dictionary traces the first use of âdorkâ as slang to 1964, in American Speech magazine, which also hints at its origin: âThe word dick itself serves as a model for two variants which are probably Midwestern, dirk and dork, also meaning âpenis.ââ A âdirkâ is a long, straight dagger. Get it?
âScumbagâ has also been somewhat sanitized, defined only as slang in WNW: âa low, despicable person; lowlife.â Itâs been popularized by television programs where police officersâor reportersâuse it to refer to particularly despicable suspects. But more family-oriented publications might want to steer clear of it, since it means a condom. Sounds a bit dirtier now, eh?
âScrewâ has two variations, one cleaner than the other. Someone who admits to âscrewing upâ is being less offensive than someone who claims to have been âscrewedâ by someone else. âScrew upâ is listed merely as âinformalâ in WNW; the other type is listed as vulgar slang. Most people assume both are associated with sex, but that may not be the case: The OED lists examples of âscrewâ to mean cheat, bargain down, or otherwise do wrong going back to the 1600s, and associated with the thumbscrew, not sex. (Yes, you can show this to your editor to justify your use of âscrew.â)
Not so âsucks.â Though WNW lists it only as slang (âto be contemptible or very unsatisfying, as because of low quality [this show sucks]â), itâs still very close to its origins, referring to fellatio. Daintier publications steer clear of it, though itâs all over the airwaves.
âCrap,â too, hasnât moved too far from its origins but is acceptable in many publications. WNW calls it âsomewhat vulgar,â except when itâs used as slang for actual excrement, which elevates it to pure vulgarity. (Another term for âcrapâ that starts with âsâis still mostly verboten, an interesting distinction based on something other than logic.)
Note that weâve called all of those words âvulgar.â Thatâs not the exactly the same as âobsceneâ or âprofane,â though thereâs a lot of overlap. âVulgarityâ is crude slang; âobscenityâ is offensive content relating to sex or bodily functions; and âprofanityâ generally refers to swearing, usually religious-based, like âChrist!â and âhell!â As with so many other things, whether a word is vulgar, obscene, or profane depends a lot on context and local standards: Whatâs âobsceneâ in Kansas may be perfectly fine in Utah.
Keep it as clean as your publication demands, unless it doesnât give a damn.
Merrill Perlman managed copy desks across the newsroom at the New York Times, where she worked for twenty-five years. Follow her on Twitter at @meperl.