We have the inside on who’s got the lock in the John Kerry Veepstakes. And he is…Dick Gephardt. Uh, wait. Tom Vilsack. Er, John Edwards.

Tip to campaign press: We can wait until Kerry tells us who he has chosen.

We weep for the trees cut down to create the newsprint used to print this kind of drivel.

S.Q.S.

Susan Q. Stranahan wrote for CJR.