So the Times suggests you run your Thanksgiving dinner like you’re a CEO.

But skip the story and let The Audit’s Dean Starkman tell you what that would really mean:

“Make everybody else cook and take all the turkey for yourself.”

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Ryan Chittum is a former Wall Street Journal reporter, and deputy editor of The Audit, CJR's business section. If you see notable business journalism, give him a heads-up at Follow him on Twitter at @ryanchittum.