Headline of the Day, from the Journal editorial page:
Worst Headline of the Day, from Bloomberg News:
Bonus Worst Lede of the Day, from the same Bloomberg News story:
The deal to rescue the world’s best-known bank was pieced together by regulators over Domino’s pizza in near-empty offices one block from the White House.
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