The Los Angeles Times reports Chrysler will offer wireless Internet in its new cars starting this year, a first for an automaker.

Perhaps not surprisingly, safety advocates were less than overwhelmed by Chrysler’s innovation.

“Surfing the Web is something people really don’t have any business doing while they drive,” said Jonathan Adkins, spokesman for the Governors Highway Safety Assn. “It’s definitely a distraction.”

Buffettisms

The Quote of the Day comes from Warren Buffett, as reported by Bloomberg, responding to a question about why companies should sell to Berkshire Hathaway rather than private equity:

”You can sell it to Berkshire, and we’ll put it in the Metropolitan Museum; it’ll have a wing all by itself; it’ll be there forever,” he says at the February meeting. “Or you can sell it to some porn shop operator, and he’ll take the painting and he’ll make the boobs a little bigger and he’ll stick it up in the window, and some other guy will come along in a raincoat, and he’ll buy it.”

Ryan Chittum is a former Wall Street Journal reporter, and deputy editor of The Audit, CJR's business section. If you see notable business journalism, give him a heads-up at rc2538@columbia.edu.