Maybe the nineteen-year-old version of you fulfilled your science requirement by pass/failing “Rocks For Jocks.” But, back then, as you searched for an easy way to a few English credits, chances are “Writing for Nonreaders” wasn’t even in the course catalog.
From McSweeneys, a course description for “ENG 371WR: Writing for Nonreaders in the Postprint Era:”
Writing for Nonreaders in the Postprint Era focuses on the creation of short-form prose that is not intended to be reproduced on pulp fibers.…Students will acquire the tools needed to make their tweets glimmer with a complete lack of forethought, their Facebook updates ring with self-importance, and their blog entries shimmer with literary pithiness. All without the restraints of writing in complete sentences. w00t! w00t!
Week 3 of the class: “Students will explore the dangers of curling up by fires with books and newspapers.” Pre-reqs for the course include “ENG: 232WR—Advanced Tweeting: The Elements of Droll,” and “LIT: 209—Internet-Age Surrealistic Narcissism and Self-Absorption.” Required reading includes “the online table of contents of the Huffington Post’s Complete Guide to Blogging.”
This is SO whiny.
#1 Posted by Shii, CJR on Wed 22 Apr 2009 at 03:35 PM
I like your turn of phrase & wit.
A better idea: don't ever interact volutarily with nonreaders AT ALL. Best way to rule out bad news people is to find out if they read.
#2 Posted by Brenda, CJR on Sun 14 Aug 2011 at 05:58 PM