Being on MySpace and not Facebook is, in today’s dating world, the equivalent of having a unibrow.
(And if your date discovers that you read this in the paper version of Washington Post? You might as well… have a mullet? Wear a powdered wig?)
Liz Cox Barrett is a freelance writer and graphic designer in Kalispell, Montana. She worked as a newspaper journalist in Denver and Kalispell for 20 years.