The extent of what I learned from today’s Washington Post article, “Getting Their (Wireless) Lines Crossed,” the latest in the paper’s Dating In These Times Is Hard Series:

Being on MySpace and not Facebook is, in today’s dating world, the equivalent of having a unibrow.

(And if your date discovers that you read this in the paper version of Washington Post? You might as well… have a mullet? Wear a powdered wig?)

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Liz Cox Barrett is a writer at CJR.