This weekend, SNL captured perfectly the inanity of the ‘regrets’ line of questioning, as “Diane Sawyer” interviewed “Dick Cheney” one last time.

SAWYER: “In June of 2007, Republican Senator Larry Craig was caught in Minneapolis airport washroom soliciting sex from an undercover policeman.”
CHENEY: “Right.”
SAWYER: “Is that something you regret?”

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Katia Bachko is on staff at The New Yorker.