The Obamas are getting a puppy.
And already, the questions are flying.
Obama made the announcement during his victory speech last night, saying, “Sasha and Malia, I love you both so much, and you have earned the new puppy that’s coming with us to the White House,” but surprisingly “he did not go into details about a name or breed for the new White House pet.”
But, astute reporters may recall that, “During the election campaign, his wife Michelle announced on TV’s Entertainment Tonight they would adopt a rescued dog,” as Australia’s Herald Sun found in its archives.
No doubt this choice will be closely watched to see if Barack Hussein Obama choses an Afghan Hound (secret Muslim), a Tibetan Terrier (tough on China), or a Brussels Griffon (admitted Socialist).
He may certainly choose a Cairn Terrier. They are tough as nails, scary smart, loyal as can be, and go to ground like no other. They were instrumental in rooting out the rats during the Plague...just what we need right now.
Posted by madisonhack on Wed 5 Nov 2008 at 02:52 PM