Well. Like a hover craft meeting the mothership, Mike Huckabee will finally, as has long been rumored, get his own show on Fox News. It will be called—wait for it—Huckabee (“I’m sure the name will make it easy for all of you to find it,” Huckabee tells fans on his Web site), and will likely be chock full of delightfully folksy aphorisms involving farm animals. Huckabee’s debut episodes will air this Saturday and Sunday at 8 p.m. EST.

[h/t: Michael Calderone]

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Megan Garber is an assistant editor at the Nieman Journalism Lab at Harvard University. She was formerly a CJR staff writer.