The text of Obama’s speech is everywhere, and everyone’s got their hands in it. “America, we are better than these last eight years,” quotes MSNBC.

Some people are teasing the text, and others just have the whole shebang.

Last night, the Obama surprise appearance was spoiled by the networks, and tonight, they’ll all take a stab at reading through the lines before Obama gets to deliver them.

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Katia Bachko is on staff at The New Yorker.