Newspaper, Size 4

In case lady reporters are still choosing outfits for the upcoming White House Correspondents Dinner, may I recommend this Isaac Mizrahi creation, made entirely of USA Today newsprint. The one-shoulder gown features some Obama headlines, and lots of pleats.

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Katia Bachko is on staff at The New Yorker.