ABC News noted (veep!) that Evan Bayh’s wife had her hair done (stakes!).

23/ imagines an IM exchange between Obama veep hopefuls in which Kathleen Sebelius (IM handle, “SebeliusBizness”) has some choice words about Evan Bayh’s (“BayhCurious”) coiffure.

And Vanity Fair polled “three of New York’s top hair stylists” on “yet another issue in John McCain’s personal life that the supposedly left-leaning mainstream media have been too timid to explore: does [McCain] have a comb-over” and will his hair “matter to voters?”

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Liz Cox Barrett is a writer at CJR.