“Sarah Palin is your new…”

“…Rudy Giuliani in a Dress.”

You know you’re on the other side of the looking glass when a Daily Kos diary post and this site inspire the latest in… user-generated headlines?

Well, not quite. It’s more like a Sarah Palin madlib, which visitors to the site SarahPalinIsYourNewSegway.com can fill in and submit. And hey, trigger fingers are rewarded; refresh the page for suggestions like “Sarah Palin is your new Dennis Miller on Monday Night Football” or “Sarah Palin is your new toy with lead paint.” Here’s hoping the addicting little change-a-phrase won’t begin a predictable descent into weary overuse. (h/t: techPresident.)

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Jane Kim is a writer in New York.