Schieffer’s “Facelift Gone Wacko…”

…is actually just “dental work,” as he explained, in rhymes, on Face The Nation yesterday, h/t, FishbowlDC. (Is it me? I don’t see anything different about Schieffer’s face even as “apologizes” for his “Joker’s leer,” saying, “Mr. Christmas fat-face that’s me this year…”)

Liz Cox Barrett is a freelance writer and graphic designer in Kalispell, Montana. She worked as a newspaper journalist in Denver and Kalispell for 20 years.