Fronting the Dining section today, we have this story, “How I Learned to Love Goat Meat,” accompanied by this adorable photo…

… Which perhaps heralds the debut of the Pictures of Goats section predicted in this phenomenal satire of the Times’s weekend subscription package commercials.

Perhaps the Politics and Socks section, and the Section That Lists All The Sections section aren’t too far behind. Watch it again:


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Katia Bachko is on staff at The New Yorker.