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"Top 10 April Fool’s Day Fake News Items"

April 1, 2009

PC World has compiled what it regards as today’s ten best fake news items. Wireless wolfpigeon “news” aside, here’s my favorite among them (complete with Jeff Jarvis quote!):

“Twitter switch for Guardian, after 188 years of ink”

Consolidating its position at the cutting edge of new media technology, the Guardian today announces that it will become the first newspaper in the world to be published exclusively via Twitter, the sensationally popular social networking service that has transformed online communication…

“[Celebrated Guardian editor] CP Scott would have warmly endorsed this – his well-known observation ‘Comment is free but facts are sacred’ is only 36 characters long,” a spokesman said in a tweet that was itself only 135 characters long.

A mammoth project is also under way to rewrite the whole of the newspaper’s archive, stretching back to 1821, in the form of tweets. Major stories already completed include “1832 Reform Act gives voting rights to one in five adult males yay!!!”; “OMG Hitler invades Poland, allies declare war see tinyurl.com/b5x6e for more”; and “JFK assassin8d @ Dallas, def. heard second gunshot from grassy knoll WTF?”

Liz Cox Barrett is a writer at CJR.