P.S. Dumas, for one, is sure to remember Schwarzlose. According to the turkey farmer’s sadly under-sourced Wikipedia entry, Dumas, then an associate editor at the Arkansas Gazette, quipped of Schwarzlose’s quixotic 1980 gubernatorial run: “even Hee Haw gets tiresome on the third rerun.”

Greg Marx is a CJR staff writer. Follow him on Twitter @gregamarx.