Esquire’s Roger Ailes profile, available online today, is a strange and fascinating read—a kind of nuanced, satirical “F-you” to a subject who pleads for understanding but couldn’t care less if you understand him or not.* Written by the reliable Tom Junod in the voice of a snarly Glenn Beck-like figure, it is part profile, part attack, part philosophical musing. (So that’s what hemophilia says about a person!) I was glued to it and confused by it, this kind of Terence Malick-style feature writing. In the piece, Ailes tells Junod, “I know what you’re going to write about me.” Apparently, the author took the challenge to prove him wrong very seriously.

Or maybe the profile is just “puzzlingly overwritten,” as Chris Rovzar at New York has said.

Either way, it’s full of some great, juicy nuggets about Ailes and his approach to the media.

For color on the personality front, it’s hard to top Junod’s revealing explanation of why the temperamental Ailes no longer carries a BlackBerry—it goes beyond the fact that he has executives to do all that a smartphone can. (The style might take some easing into.)

You’re Roger Ailes, one of the most powerful media executives in the history of the world, if not the universe. Your BlackBerry “pings” you with an intemperate e-mail from one of your fellow Americans, telling you that he’s going to catch a plane from the heartland of our great homeland so he can find you among the rich and powerful there in New York City and kick your big Aeron-seated posterior. Would you answer him?…Would you threaten the fellow back? Would you tell your fellow American that if he buys a ticket to New York City and tries to come up to see you at your well-guarded domicile in midtown Manhattan—and here we quote—“he shouldn’t bother buying a return ticket because he’ll never make it back home”? No, you wouldn’t, because you’re an American, and Americans don’t threaten other Americans exercising the sacred right of free speech, no matter how intemperate they might be. But Roger Ailes would. Roger Ailes did. He did it time and again, fighting fire with fire, intemperately answering every intemperate e-mail that came his way with no insult or complaint beneath his notice, until his public-relations staff, fearing that the Ailesian e-mails might become public and that their boss was having too much fun, concluded that maybe giving a man like Roger Ailes a BlackBerry wasn’t such a good idea after all.

And on the media front, we learn just how much Ailes wanted to take the helm of MSNBC when he was over at CNBC and the now-liberal leaning cable channel was being dreamed up.

MSNBC? With characteristic delicacy, Ailes told NBC News that it “sounded like a disease.” But still he wanted it. Oh, how he wanted it. See, he had some ideas about cable. NBC was thinking along the lines of extending its network news to cable—all Brokaw, all the time. Roger Ailes was thinking more along the lines of “divide and conquer.” What Mr. Ailes understood about the political nature of television back in 1968 he would be able to put into practice on cable television thirty years later. “Roger got cable,” says Phil Griffin, the president of MSNBC. “Everybody else learned it, studying Roger. Well, maybe not CNN. CNN still doesn’t get it. But Roger got it from day one.”

What did he get? Well, he got what he was temperamentally equipped to get: that cable news would be different from broadcast news. That cable news didn’t have to please all Americans. That a committed audience was better than a broad one. And that the best audience of all was one you had all to yourself — one that had not only been ignored, but one that felt ignored.

He pitched that idea to NBC.

NBC’s answer: “Are you nuts?”

Joel Meares is a former CJR assistant editor.