Read the paper today? If you did, you’ll see yesterday’s primary results were a victory for incumbents, anti-incumbents, the establishment, political insurgents, the well funded, and penny-pinchers.

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Here’s a quick breakdown of the key results before we look at how the papers are handling all this voter-inflicted narrative-rewriting chaos.

Palin-backed Joe Miller looks set to beat incumbent senator Lisa Murkowski in the Alaskan Republican senate primary with postal votes still being counted, much to many a pollster’s chagrin. Polls also failed to foretell cashed-up outsider Rick Scott besting insider attorney general Bill McCollum to the Republican nomination for Florida governor. The anti-incumbency narrative lives on.

But before you get carried away… Also in Florida, congressman Kendrick Meek defeated super-rich real estate mogul Jeff Greene in the Democratic senate primary. And, in scorched-earth country, super-duper incumbent John McCain trounced insider-outsider J.D. Hayworth in the Republican senate primary. Viva Incumbency!

Chris Cillizza has a nice summary of the surprises and non-surprises on The Fix today.

Conclusion one: Different states vote different ways for different reasons. Conclusion two: Trumped up media narratives don’t always explain how people vote. Conclusion three: Maybe it’s best to just leave the narratives alone and let the results write the story.

Or, maybe it’s best to take a long hard look at ourselves and the results and wonder what this all means to the narratives we’ve created, and how it might be tweaked so that everything still neatly fits. This is the approach of most of the major outlets today.

In a fairly muted but highly informed view of the Alaskan and other results, the Times’s Damien Cave invokes the anti-incumbency meme before propagating a new one.

Ms. Murkowski has been in the Senate since 2002, when her father appointed her to the seat he had held since 1981 so that he could become governor. She is battling for re-election in a political season in which another Senate incumbent, Arlen Specter of Pennsylvania, lost a primary after switching party affiliation to Republican from Democrat, setting off fears that a tide of anti-incumbency would spell doom for sitting lawmakers.

The Alaska results contrasted with other races around the nation Tuesday in which established politicians managed to easily prevail. In Arizona, Senator John McCain handily dispatched his Republican challenger, J. D. Hayworth, and Gov. Jan Brewer, a Republican, was also victorious, as was Senator Patrick J. Leahy, Democrat of Vermont.

Over at Politico, Alexander Burns plays up the shock and awe of the primary results, calling out pollsters and insiders—anyone but journalists, really—for being surprised by the counts.

On a night that was supposed to favor political insiders from coast to coast, and even as another self-funding Floridian – real estate billionaire Jeff Greene – crashed and burned in the state’s Democratic Senate primary, Scott’s victory stood out as a triumph of scorched-earth campaign tactics and relentless outsider messaging.

…Scott’s victory is also a surprise to several leading pollsters: the firm Mason-Dixon showed McCollum with a nine-point lead in the final stretch of the race, while Quinnipiac University gave him a narrower advantage. Only the relatively new, Democratic-aligned firm Public Policy polling showed Scott ahead.

…If Scott’s victory was shocking, it was also the exception that proved the rule on an otherwise strong night for veteran pols. Greene lost the Democratic Senate nomination to Rep. Kendrick Meek by an overwhelming margin, trailing by 25 percentage points after outspending Meek by tens of millions of dollars.

The narrative—that the night was “supposed to favor political insiders”—stands, according to Burns. Florida Republicans didn’t change the story; no, they delivered a verdict that was an exception to the “rule.” The rule created by Politico and others. (And a new rule at that—remember anti-insurgency? It seems like only yesterday….)

It’s unfortunate that Burns wrote his piece before the Alaska count. There, as he writes, “Sen. Lisa Murkowski was expected to dispatch attorney Joe Miller.” That’s the Murkowski who “even after election after election this year has dispatched experienced legislators to other forms of employment… fully embraced her status as a politician capable of delivering federal support for her remote, sparsely populated state…” I guess her likely loss is another “exception” to whatever rule it is we’re following now.

Joel Meares is a former CJR assistant editor.