But the bottom line? All of this is much easier if you legitimately like Twitter and figure out how it’s most useful to you. Some journalists hate tweeting and manage to continually gather followers (more about them in a second), but it’s surprisingly hard to “fake it” on Twitter. Learn it, love it.
I hate Twitter. It cultivates narcissism, shallowness, and amplifies groupthink to heretofore unseen levels. If I were a better writer, like say, Ta-Nehisi Coates, I would not use it. As it stands, it’s a necessary part of my job, but my favorite thing about weekends and vacations is not dealing with my synapses exploding like malfunctioning spark plugs every time I refresh my feed. How do I stay on Twitter without going crazy? —AnonymousYikes. In Coates’s post on why he left Twitter, he wrote: “I think the sheer ease with which one could speak—to thousands of people—was a problem. It should never be that easy for me. I must be forced to think. I must remember that I don’t talk for the benefit of other people, but, primarily, for myself.” I asked Coates how his professional life has changed since disconnecting from Twitter. “I just talk less,” he says. “And for a journalist, it’s always better to talk less.” Indeed, the less you talk, the less risk you run of saying something you regret, which New York Times Magazine writer Andrew Goldman learned the hard way last week. His sexist retort to a critical tweet from the writer Jennifer Weiner prompted the Times to clarify its policy: “[W]e should always treat Twitter, Facebook and other social media platforms as public activities.” Goldman has since deactivated his account.

What’s the protocol for responding to comments on pieces you’ve published? Thank the nice ones? Respond (eloquently) to the mean ones? Do nothing? Does it even matter? —Rebecca
If you’ve got the time, it’s always great to respond to constructive comments, both positive and negative. As for the name-callers or the people who clearly haven’t even read what you’ve written? We call those people “haters.” And we don’t respond.

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The person who hates Twitter touched on some but not all of my reasons for hating it. I'd put ass-kissing right up there with narcissism and shallowness. It's basically an ass-kissing machine for journalists. I don't know whether that's down to the fact that people scrounging for work and notoriety in a competitive field are drawn to ass-kissing as a popular and low-risk networking strategy, or whether it's a facet of the way Twitter works -- probably a mix of both.
If someone is having a hard time finding Tweet-worthy links, might that be because they're ingesting the same media diet as their peers? It seems quite possible to me. People who are sheep-like and afraid of missing out on what everyone else is keeping up with rarely have anything interesting to contribute themselves. What I don't understand is why someone who doesn't know how to find interesting things to read should feel entitled to an audience to watch them regurgitate the uninteresting/predictable stuff.
Likewise, telling people to make more jokes seems a bit out of touch. Only funny people make good jokes. A sense of entitlement -- "other people are making jokes on Twitter and I ought to be one of them because I want what they've got!" -- isn't an effective substitute.
#1 Posted by Anonyreader, CJR on Thu 18 Oct 2012 at 08:49 AM
Indeed, Ta-Nehisi quit Twitter because of the old Twain proverb about opening your mouth. He was getting called out for his ludicrous racialism and made the mistake of responding with more nonsense. Now he writes only in forums where critical comments are screened, shouted down, instantly deleted, or not allowed.
#2 Posted by Dan A., CJR on Thu 18 Oct 2012 at 10:43 AM
As written in the Goldman thread:
"Protip: if journalists are spending their time watching twitter, they aren't being journalists."
And you aren't getting paid for the privilege neither.
Is finding stories and doing real reporting so much to ask?
#3 Posted by Thimbles, CJR on Thu 18 Oct 2012 at 11:15 AM
This is good info, but what's the deal with these random video clips showing Michael Cera and Beyonce? Really odd.
#4 Posted by Tyler, CJR on Thu 18 Oct 2012 at 02:42 PM
So #realtalk is basically a marketing plan for yourself.
Sounds about right.
How about some #real journalism tips -- maybe from someone whose reported abroad or spent a lot of time developing sources.
Less marketing, please.
#5 Posted by Tim, CJR on Fri 19 Oct 2012 at 02:29 PM