And this one:

“Hey Babe—I’m working Kate tonight,” read the message.

“Hope she enjoys it!” his wife, Janelle Weeden, responded.

He’d meant to write “working late tonight.”

Finally, my personal favorite:

Mr. Sejnoha says his wife recently fell victim to one such howler when she tried to text a colleague inquiring about her whereabouts that she was “at home on PTO”—the abbreviation for paid time off.

Instead, the smartphone—the brand of which he declines to disclose—corrected the message to read “at home on pot.”

Good stuff.

Ryan Chittum is a former Wall Street Journal reporter, and deputy editor of The Audit, CJR's business section. If you see notable business journalism, give him a heads-up at rc2538@columbia.edu.