mental_floss magazine has produced a gift that will, in its way, keep on giving: a t-shirt bearing the slogan, “The Constitution: I Read it for the Articles.” Mm-hmm. Say what else you will about it, the geeky little shirt (price: $17.97, natch) puts The New York Times’s Isaac Mizrahi-designed tote bag set (price: $299) to chic-y little shame.

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Megan Garber is an assistant editor at the Nieman Journalism Lab at Harvard University. She was formerly a CJR staff writer.