Indoor Voices, Pleez

Wait, so as long as we don’t rudely announce our intention to bomb Pakistan, we’re good, right? Just do it and let the Times dig it up later. Just, for Pete’s sake, don’t say it out loud. So rude.

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Julia Ioffe is a freelance writer based in New York City.