Thanks to Jody Rosen’s piece (“Dude, You Stole My Article”) in Slate yesterday, the Montgomery County Bulletin is getting a lot of attention today. (And not the good kind.) CJR managed to get our hands on the next issue of that paper in advance of its publication—and we figured that, given the high value the Bulletin’s staff places on transparency, they wouldn’t mind if we published some of that issue for you now. Because, after all, it is a truth universally acknowledged that the theft of intellectual property is the sincerest form of flattery.

To see the advance copy, click here.