Thank you, CNN news ticker.

CNN’s Don Lemon: “I’ve covered a lot of events and I’ve never seen this much media…”

(Hurry, politicians, business titans, b-list celebs! Take advantage of today’s news vacuum, this “no-accountability window.” Let those skeletons out today while we’re all looking the other way!)

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Liz Cox Barrett is a writer at CJR.