“Hearse, La Toya Visit Cemetery…”

Thank you, CNN news ticker.

CNN’s Don Lemon: “I’ve covered a lot of events and I’ve never seen this much media…”

(Hurry, politicians, business titans, b-list celebs! Take advantage of today’s news vacuum, this “no-accountability window.” Let those skeletons out today while we’re all looking the other way!)

Liz Cox Barrett is a freelance writer and graphic designer in Kalispell, Montana. She worked as a newspaper journalist in Denver and Kalispell for 20 years.