Here it is, folks: The Future. Sleek and slick and thus far unicorn/leprechaun/fairydust-free.

And they shall call its name…the iPad.

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Megan Garber is an assistant editor at the Nieman Journalism Lab at Harvard University. She was formerly a CJR staff writer.