Earlier today, Clint flagged this gem of headline word-smithery. Well, here is another chuckler, noteworthy for the very lack of cleverness that made the first one so good - in fact it’s a perfect candidate for our magazine’s funny headline feature, The Lower Case.

A prize to anyone who can figure out which paper this appeared in.

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Alexandra Fenwick is an assistant editor at CJR.