Here’s how the the Kansas City Star’s Crime Scene KC blog headlined a post about a man heading to prison for 8 years after stealing a bag of shredded cheese:
Man gets hard time for soft cheese
Nicely done, and clever enough that we can agree to overlook the complicating fact that soft cheeses don’t really shred well.



Recent Comments
-
Coatney smith on
Chicago police respect public’s right to record
(1)
-
Wertman smith on
David Simon, creator of The Wire and Treme, on the Times-Picayune cuts
(16)
-
fdasfdsa on
Evolved for exhibitionism?
(1)
-
fdasfdsa on
The private-equity problem with Romney and GS Technologies
(1)
-
fdasfdsa on
When a 'birther' story comes knocking
(1)
-
fdasfdsa on
The Kickstarter Chronicles
(1)
-
Jon Ber on
Murdoch may sell his British papers
(2)
-
Dan A. on
Darts and Laurels
(2)
More