Parker Spitzer (Awkward Already) today posted this promo in which Kathleen Parker and Eliot Spitzer pretend to argue over the name of their upcoming 8pm show, and Parker at one point mock-scolds Spitzer with these ill-chosen (or, is it just me?) words: “I know it’s hard for you to settle down and focus on the issues…”

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Liz Cox Barrett is a writer at CJR.