Hear ye, hear ye, Prospective Pundits Throughout the Land! Today is the last day to apply to take part in The Washington Post’s exciting-and-totally-intellectually-valid reality competition to become America’s Next Great Pundit.

To commemorate today’s auspicious occasion, the “Two Dudes and a Webcam” guys—they who so effectively mocked the Post’s highly unfortunate “Mouthpiece Theater” series—are back. This time mocking the highly unfortunate pundit contest. Or, you know, eviscerating it.

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Megan Garber is an assistant editor at the Nieman Journalism Lab at Harvard University. She was formerly a CJR staff writer.