Today’s Number 1 and Number 2 Headlines…

… thematically, anyway.

From the Wall Street Journal:

“In Paris, Behavior Brigade Battles to Make Oui-Oui a Non-Non”

And, from the Associated Press:

“The Poop on White House Dog Bo”

Beyond the headlines, the Journal piece is, actually, newsy and interesting (the “Brigade des Incivilit├ęs” and its crackdown on “urine sauvage”!) The AP story… not so much (“just a scoop of the poop on Bo’s first few months as First Dog of the United States.”)

Liz Cox Barrett is a writer at CJR.