… thematically, anyway.

From the Wall Street Journal:

“In Paris, Behavior Brigade Battles to Make Oui-Oui a Non-Non”

And, from the Associated Press:

“The Poop on White House Dog Bo”

Beyond the headlines, the Journal piece is, actually, newsy and interesting (the “Brigade des Incivilités” and its crackdown on “urine sauvage”!) The AP story… not so much (“just a scoop of the poop on Bo’s first few months as First Dog of the United States.”)