Last year, around this time, the good people at 10,000 Words unleashed unto the world a series of sappy-because-funny/funny-because-sappy Valentines. Valentines, uh, exclusive to journalists. Such as:

and:

Well, the Valentines are back this year—a tad feistier, a tad funnier. Behold:

More here.

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Megan Garber is an assistant editor at the Nieman Journalism Lab at Harvard University. She was formerly a CJR staff writer.